I swear, sometimes Jeff acts like he's some kind of fucking vampire. A 60 degree day without a cloud in the sky will result in inevitable complaints that it's too hot and a dash from one covered area to another to avoid the sun at all costs. And it's deliciously ironic that he should hate white (see below) when it's so effective in keeping one cool.
What a shame that he doesn't like heat. Unlike many of his Asian brethren, Jeff's skin under the influence of the sun turns into a golden hue so even, Julio Iglesias himself would be jealous.
Embrace the heat, Jeff. You're not a whale-eating Eskimo for cryin' out loud.
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